LEGO lastly reveals us its superb Star Trek Enterprise D set

Second officer’s log, stardate 4555.38. An archeological dig finding out next-generation human exoplanet colonization has revealed a curious discover: a Twenty first-century modular kids’s toy with a hanging resemblance to my present vessel. This mannequin of a Starfleet Galaxy-class starship is in remarkably good situation, permitting us to look at its anachronistic properties in minute element.

The toy is roughly 60 centimeters lengthy—antiquated Earth imperial measurements of the time would describe it as 24 inches—and comprised of three,600 interlocking bricks of varied dimensions and shapes, all constructed from artificial oil-derived polymer widespread on the time. Regardless of its comparatively small dimension, the detailing on the Galaxy-class ship is spectacular, together with clear items for the engine nacelles, a detachable saucer part and engineering part, and even a tiny shuttle bay with two Sort 15 shuttlepods.

Extra puzzling is the inclusion of 9 small, crude figures, approximating the appearances of the present senior workers of the Enterprise, plus younger Wesley Crusher. Captain Picard’s lack of follicular density is especially notable, as is Commander Riker’s trombone accent.

These figures are significantly exaggerated in scale in comparison with the mannequin of the ship itself, however look like extremely fascinating to the tradition of the time. If I had been able to emotion, I would discover my very own likeness in plastic disturbing, however as an android such issues don’t overly misery me. I’m knowledgeable by the junior officers on the archeological survey that the small determine of Spot, my cat, is “freakin’ adorbs.”

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Precisely how such an artifact arrived on this colony, and the way it’s been dated to 300 years earlier than the development of the Enterprise D on the Utopia Plentia shipyards, is at the moment not identified. Recovered financial logs from the time point out that this set, bought by a Denmark-based firm identified and capitalized as LEGO, launched it on November twenty eighth, 2025, in response to the Julian calendar. The worth was $400 USD, extraordinarily costly for a toy however not out of line with the corporate’s modern licensed choices.

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Purchases from the networked LEGO retailer included a bonus set, a shuttlepod with a determine of Ensign Ro Laren. The size is, I have to observe, inconsistent.